Jennifer Aniston, showing off one of her Friends in profile on the December cover of the men's magazine, has launched a preemptive war against pictures that let them all hang out. In a letter apparently sent Saturday to celebrity news types and made public Monday by The Smoking Gun, Aniston attorney John H. Lavely Jr. warns that the publication of "certain photographs" of the 36-year-old star sans top, "or in the act of taking off or putting on her top" will result in some very bad things. According to the missive posted on the Website, Lavely charges that the topless photos were snapped by shutterbug Peter Brandt who, "using powerful telephoto lenses," and sitting "more than one mile away from Ms. Aniston's home," captured The Good Girl in the act of disrobing in her own abode. Publication of the shots, Lavely says, would amount to the violation of Aniston's privacy. Aniston’s counsel pounced two days after Brandt e-mailed the topless photos to magazine editors with the request, “PLEASE KEEP THESE PICTURES TO YOUR SELF…THEY MUST NOT FIND THERE WAY TO THE INTERNET!!!!” Ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ah - not while we are around !!!! (REMEMBER: we do not claim to have ther full size pics YET, but the 31 snap series of thmbnails gives you the general idea !!! So does this all make Jennifer Aniston the "girl next door" or an unattainable sex goddess? Jennifer has undergone many hairstyles, but she remains a classic beauty. Although she's not striking, she has an undeniable presence that makes everyone want to be her friend... or more. Jennifer was a struggling actress trying to make it in Hollywood when she was cast as spoiled princess Rachel Green, and we knew her life (and ours) would change once Friends debuted in 1994. And although Courteney Cox was the only famous cast member at the time thanks to her role in Ace Ventura, there's no doubt that Jennifer Aniston was the show's biggest breakout star, with roles in blockbusters and a permanent seat among the Hollywood elite Born in Sherman Oaks, California, Jennifer Aniston spent a year of her childhood living in Greece with her family. Her family then relocated to New York City where her parents, John Aniston and Nancy Dow, divorced when she was 9. Jennifer was raised by her mother and her father landed a role, as Victor Kiriakis, on the daytime soap Days of Our Lives. Jennifer had her first taste of acting at age 11 when she joined the 'Rudolf Steiner' School's drama club. It was also at the 'Rudolf Steiner' School that she developed her passion for art. She began her professional training as a drama student at New York's High School of the Performing Arts. In 1987, after graduation, she appeared in such Off-Broadway productions as "For Dear Life" and "Dancing on Checker's Grave". In 1989, she landed her first television role, as a series regular on Molloy. She also appeared in The Edge, Ferris Bueller, and had a recurring part on Herman's Head. By 1993, she was floundering. Then, in 1994, a pilot called "Friends Like These" came along. Originally asked to audition for the role of Monica, Aniston refused and auditioned for the role of Rachel Green, the suburban princess turned coffee peddler. With the success of the series Friends, Jennifer has become famous and sought-after as she turns her fame into movie roles during the series hiatus. Why is she still famous then ? Well, in addition to her star-making role as Rachel on the long-running sitcom Friends, Jennifer proved her talent in the indie flick The Good Girl and her physical comedy in Along Came Polly. And being one half of Hollywood's most powerful couple, as Mrs. Brad Pitt, didn't hurt either.

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